Written as a result of me (the author) realizing that it is possible that some of you (my readers) may consider something or everything written here at affiliaterevuez (my blog) offensive. Therefore, I (the author) am required to protect my own (somewhat large) internet marketing GURU (butt!).
Not that I consider myself to be a guru or anything. I only make about $20 a month. Just sounded good!
This blog (my blog) that you (the reader) have been nice enough to visit, and all of the information provided here within (my information) pertaining to internet marketing and affiliate marketing is in fact written by me (the author) for you (the reader) and is purely a result of my own (the authors) observations and opinions pertaining to ways (of which there are many) that you people (my readers) can make a few extra dollars (in your underwear if you so please) from the comforts of your own homes by way of the internet.
There is a good chance (50/50 actually) that some of the things I (the author) write here at affiliate revuez (my blog) may be considered ‘stupid’ and or ‘offensive’ by some people (readers) (you).
Therefore, I (the author) assure you (the reader) that it is not intentional, but merely just a result of me (the author) trying to provide you (my readers) with useful, interesting, and occasionally humorous content.
While every precaution has been taken by me (the author) to provide my readers (you) with accurate, up to date, grammatically correct, politically correct, and above all USEFUL information, I (the author) am in a position (non sexual) to recommend that you (the reader) use your own discretion (yes yours) before making any decisions (your own decisions) based upon the information (my information) provided here by me (the author).
Regarding my article (Yes! It’s mine!) about bum marketing and the steps I (the author) have described pertaining to marketing one’s derrier (However exciting and/or enjoyable the concept of doing so may be) it (selling your butt) should not be treated as a reccomendation by me (the author) for you (the reader) to do so (sell your butt).
As a final note, I (the author) am obliged to inform you (the reader) that the author of this blog (me) will not compensate the reader (you) in any way should you (the reader) suffer any kind of injury, loss, damage, or inconvenience suffered as a result of you (the reader) reading information (my information) provided by me (the author) at my affiliaterevuez blog (my blog).
Thankyou (the reader) for reading this disclaimer (my disclaimer).